My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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