All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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