Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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