OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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