Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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