you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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