oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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