Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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