Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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