We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Boobs are out for the taking
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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