remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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