yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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