We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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