Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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