Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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