I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
