Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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