we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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