Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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