It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
