Pappa wants mamma naked
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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