so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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