i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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