Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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