i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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