I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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