So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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