even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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