okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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