Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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