Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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