nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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