Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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