How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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