It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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