Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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