On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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