okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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