the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
