NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
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