She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
My feet surprised me
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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