This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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