"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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