What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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