For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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