Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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