Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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