i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
