: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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