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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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