I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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