We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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