i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize